random thoughts

so throughout the day, i tend to get these random "thoughts"...however, i either forget them or they dont have a "theme".....so here they are:

- What does the time keeping office at work smell like cat puke? I jsut dont understand...eery single time i go down there, it jsut stinks!! I have no idea how people work there!

- When are they bringing back flannel shirts? They have brought back "skinny jeans" and "bell bottoms" and those god-aweful shirts that make you look pregnant....why have they not borught bakc the "grunge" look from the mid-90s? I miss flannel...it was like wearing PJs and you were still stylish!

- Why is it people think they have the right to ask you when you are having a baby? Is my reproductivity any ones business? Its like the minute you are married (god forbid you arent married!!!!! hos does a piece of paper suddenly bring ona barage of questions?) people feel like they must ask you...it obnoxious and rude!!! I swear to god! What if i couldnt have children...or was trying and couldnt get pregnant.? Wouldnt they feel like assholes!! What if i just dont really want children? does that make me a horrid person? I just tell people "i hate chidren"....it usually shuts them up becuase its hard to have a response to that...hehehhehe...let poeple think i am a heartless bastard (because i am)!! I think next time some one asks, i am going to ask "oh, so when are you going through menopause?" Also, not everyone feel likes they want to repopulate the earth with offspring or that it is their god-given right to pop a kid out...whatever....people are ridiculous!


ok enough random ramblings!