Thursday, January 22, 2009

helllooooooooooooooo

S I havent blogged lately becasue a) i havent had much to talkabout and b) all of my sarcasm is always aimed towards teh same gorup of people who i cant say anything about on this blog because they stalk me and becuase it will make me look like an ass and make them cranky and hostile and i dont feel like dealing with their pettiness..

anywho - not much have been going on with me. Today was my 90th day at Somerset Medical Center and I am *officially* off probation and am a permant employee!! Wahooo! not really sure what that means but i think it means that I am harder to fire!! even better!! heheheh... i really love my new job and i just recently started to work on the eating disorders unit! so far, so good..im not sure if its the honeymoon period or what not but the groups there have been somewhat easy in comparision to the non-descript shit hole of a state hospital i used to work at. Its also good because i am learning so, so much both in the EDU and in the acute clinic in the morning!

Tomorrow is my first "official" day off...ok so maybe i doesnt count because its actually a flex day, but i am excited to have a week day off!! I actually have an exciting weekend! Tonight we are oging out to dinner with my favorite people (the sochas) at maggiano's and tomorrow I am going to see Erica in DC with courtney! So excited!

Other then that, my life is fairly quiet...i am tired from a really long week at work, but am looking forward to being a vegetable at erica's house tomorrow!!!

Saturday, January 10, 2009

dumb people

so i was at the mall last night and one of those annoying sales people who are in charge of the kiosks came upt to harrass me...any guess what they were harassing me about???


Buying a hair straightener.

Really.

Friday, January 9, 2009

uterus pain

Dear Uterus-
Why are you such a snarky jack ass? Why do you make me a crazy psycho bitch for 5 days and then curse me with horrid, back searing pain for another 5 days?! I am nothing but nice to you! Im fucking 27 years old---you should have gotten your pain-in-the-assness out of yourself in your rebelious "teenager" years. You are nice and safe and warm under many layers of warm belly fat and you still cause me agony! To make you stop hurting , I have done all of the "supposed" things you like ----8 glasses of water, yoga stretches, warm showers and heating pads, deep breathing---i think you started nasty rumors that you like these things just for the shear pleasure of wanting to see me suffer more. The only thing you do seem to like is 800mg of ibuprofen, but your cheeky "friend" -the digestive system -has different ideas about that--really, the two of you should get together and go bowling and decide what the fuck you want from me.

sincerely,
thais
PS- you look like a cow.