no jersey gestapo today

My wonderful SIL "tagged" me on her blog today for this cute questionaire (i love these things), so i dont have to worry about the NJ gestapo today!

Ten years ago: I was just finishing up my junior year of high school, About 70 pound skinnier, looking at colleges, I was working at the pharmacy, i was hanging with the blonde squad (somethings never change), dating roger and trying out to be SPHS Marching Band drum major....wow! times have changed!!!

Five things in today’s 'to do list':
1. Work (check)
2. Make dinner (UGG!)
3. Put away laundry (more ugg!)
4. Go to Target (WAHOO!!)
5. Sit on my ass (WAHOO!!)

Snacks I enjoy:
1. Twizzlers
2. Cookies (anything without nuts!)
3. Cake with yummy icing
4. Twizzlers
5. Strawberry shortcake

Things I would do if I was a millionaire:
1. Pay off my mortgage
2. Put a huge addition on my house (im never moving ever)
3. Buy a shore house
4. Pay for Big E's and Angie's college education
5. Drive cross country for 3 months
6. Go back to Hawaii (travel)
7. Buy more Disney timeshare points
8. Buy a hot, fast convertible car, a red tube top, trendy sunglasses, a Janis Joplin CD and drive around all day long with the top down
(yes i now there are more then 5 ansers here ---whatever, its my blog!)

Places I have lived:
Ok people, this is my "pathetic" catagory---i REALLY had to stretch it to make 5
1. Mahar Avenue, South Plainfield, NJ
2. Laurel Lane, South Plainfield, NJ
3. Elizabethtown College, Elizabethtown, PA
4. Plum Street, Elizabethtown, PA
5. Thomas Street, South Plainfield, NJ
(yes i am aware that i have lived basically within one square mile my entire life---i did go out of state for college!!!)


Im not tagging any one, becuase i only have 2 friends with blogs, and i was tagged by one of them already!! hehehhe...

random thoughts

so throughout the day, i tend to get these random "thoughts"...however, i either forget them or they dont have a "theme".....so here they are:

- What does the time keeping office at work smell like cat puke? I jsut dont understand...eery single time i go down there, it jsut stinks!! I have no idea how people work there!

- When are they bringing back flannel shirts? They have brought back "skinny jeans" and "bell bottoms" and those god-aweful shirts that make you look pregnant....why have they not borught bakc the "grunge" look from the mid-90s? I miss flannel...it was like wearing PJs and you were still stylish!

- Why is it people think they have the right to ask you when you are having a baby? Is my reproductivity any ones business? Its like the minute you are married (god forbid you arent married!!!!! hos does a piece of paper suddenly bring ona barage of questions?) people feel like they must ask you...it obnoxious and rude!!! I swear to god! What if i couldnt have children...or was trying and couldnt get pregnant.? Wouldnt they feel like assholes!! What if i just dont really want children? does that make me a horrid person? I just tell people "i hate chidren"....it usually shuts them up becuase its hard to have a response to that...hehehhehe...let poeple think i am a heartless bastard (because i am)!! I think next time some one asks, i am going to ask "oh, so when are you going through menopause?" Also, not everyone feel likes they want to repopulate the earth with offspring or that it is their god-given right to pop a kid out...whatever....people are ridiculous!


ok enough random ramblings!

GRrr

I am tired and I have to go to North Carolina tomorrow. I hate the south...people are ignorant and dumb and they are still fighting the war (which we freakin' won)....grrr...I was in the ER last night with my father in law til the wee hours of hte morning becuase Robert Wood Johnson is possibly the WORST hospital i have ever been to and i was afraid if we left him, we would come back and they would have amputated a leg or something by mistake--oh im sorry, that would have required one of the nurses to stop eating and come actually check on him....to top it off, todaya at work i had a patient walk off and got somewhat hostile all over a STUPID CIGARETTE!!!!!!!!!!!! Why they can not let my patients smoke is beyond me....and belive me i thnk smoking is a gross habit that can led to health problems...however, nicotine has been proven to calm schizophrenics...and when you have a 6'5" schizophrenic with a history of beating the crap out of people wanting a cigarette and he cant get one (even for 5 dollars a cigarette---outrageous!!), it doesnt make for the most pleasant situation..which our lawmakers or powers that be seem to give a flying shit about...meanwhile myself and my employees have to get cursed at and threaten....thats all i have to say about that--now the new jersey gestapo is really going to kill me because they want everone to thinking its a great idea....grrrr