Monday, May 19, 2008

i hate cooking

I really really hate cooking....almost as much as i hate OT students....j/k (maybe not)....(Marco claims i can not say that....hmm...is there an "OT" gestapo as well as the "state of NJ" gestapo??)
Why cant i afford a personal chef? Life is so unfair...hmm...

So I tried to make dinner tonight....apparently you can not freeze pizza dough...who the hell knew? I didnt! I though I was a total genious because i was making 2 meals out of materials i bought for just one....Needless to say my pizza casserole was a bust...therefore McDonald's was to the rescue.
I would just like to say that I am very sad transfat is no longer used...i know, it will do my fat ass better not to be inhaling transfat...but McDonald's fries now suck! What the heck? Must "activists" take everything away? Its all those damned skinny, nutritionist types who want my clients to eat fish sticks and fat-free mayo ...they ruin everything - I digress- I mean, I know Im fat and I know its not good to inhale fatty mcdonald's fries, but I am a consenting adult and on the once a month occasion (i really dont eat Mcd;s that much) I feel like clogging my arteries i should be able to!!! If Im a fat ass, its by my own choice!! I am "PRO CHOICE" all around people!!! Meanwhile I have to eat sub-par french fries that have just as much fat and calories, but taste like shit!

OK, so my french fry rant is really just because I had a cranky day...as evidenced my hatred of OT students...I dont HATE all OT students - I just am FRUSTRATED by todays youth...i cant believe i just wrote that , considering I am only 26 1/2 (my kind husband jsut reminded me that i am more like 26 3/4....he is such a catch!) . But some of these kids have nerve!! Not all of them ---some of them are quite nice and professional....but this other group - they are a whiny becuase they have to do field work and neglect doing other stuff in order to "go on vacation"...what the crap!!!!!!! When I was an OT student, I would have licked the floor if my clinical supervisor told me to!! (Mary, you missed out in making me look like an ass)...

....and while I am ranting and raving, I would just like to say the world DID exist before text messaging came about...and no employer is ever going to employ you if all you do is text message....its very rude to check you text messages mid sentence as well...Grow up - your life does not revolve around text messaging.It makes me just want to take their prissy phone and throw them on the ground and stomp on them.....

.....and in my day I had to walk 10 miles in freezing rain without shoes just to get to school...hehehhehe....

Perhaps my hostilities towards this "generation" (which, although I am only like 6-8 years older, I feel totally alienated from - although my niece is pretty cool, despite her obsession with text messaging as well :) ) come from the fact that at the movies this weekend, a bunch of these "teeny boppers" were singing what I heard one of them call "OLDIES"....ok people, here are the songs they were singing ---"BARBIE GIRL" and "I WANT IT THAT WAY"....i totally remember when those songs came out....i felt like such an old woman!!!! Oldies, my ass.....oldies are song like "In the Still of the Night" and "Hound Dog"....not "Barbie Girl!!"

Ok, so re-reading this blog I am noticing that I am a little hostile. I think that maybe I am going to take kickboxing or something to get my hostilities out...or become a cage fighter...ultimate cage fighting...heheheheheh............

.....I know, I wouldn't last 2 minutes....but think of all the entertainment you could get!

1 comment:

Amy said...

HI!! I didn't know you have a blog. I'm totally adding you to my google reader.

Your post about seeing the kid fall of his bike reminded me about a HILARIOUS video of Maresi's son Henry... http://more-rice-please.blogspot.com/2007/07/he-might-pee-on-bathroom-floor-but-at.html

Hopefully that link will work? If not, her blog is http://more-rice-please.blogspot.com and it's in the archives from 7/2/07. It was when they were up to CT for my wedding last summer. SO, SO FUNNY. And her blog is just good anyway :)

I will call you tonight. Want to have lunch tomorrow if you're coming into the city? Do you have time?